Uncle! Uncle! No mas, no mas!

Due to the absolutely underwhelming response to the profit-less low pricing in our online catalog, we have discontinued that foray into internet marketing and have instead decided to concentrate our online sales efforts in selling Tohatsu kicker motors online at absolutely ridiculously low profit margins. Also, in case selling them for less than anyone else in the world is selling them is not enough, we will pay for the shipping out of our Girl Scout cookie stash fund just to sweeten the deal. Of course, if you want to spring for your shipping we will throw in a case of Thin Mints and a couple boxes of Trefoils just to make sure our profits -- and sweet tooth -- don't get out of hand.

Don't touch that dial, you will be redirected to our online motor shop in a few seconds. You could also click here and go to our home page, if you prefer.